Menu Planning for the Rich and Politically Motivated

Please join Pamela Anderson, Sir Paul McCartney, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, The Rev. Al Sharpton, and countless other kind people worldwide by not eating at KFC.

I found this on the Peta website about kfc, www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com.

So, these celebs wont eat KFC hey? I got to wondering why and upon reflection I suspect it might have less to do with cruelty concerns and more to do with good taste.
In support of this, I give you an alternative menu for these celebs that might be more reflective of their true diet.

• Sir Paul McCartney - Roast Swan with truffled kipfler potatoes and Mille-Feuille of grilled asparagus and quail livers.

• Dalai Lama - Rice, cold and brown and three days old and begged from a begger who begged it from another begger.

• Rev Al Sharpton - Mcdonalds (hey, he owns shares so you cant blame him)

• Pamela Anderson - Human Growth hormones and blonde virgin's blood.